Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.
A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?
my girlfriend and i were watching doctor who in my room and my dad just straight up walked in wearing nothing but a towel and started dancing this is why people dont come to my house
update: he’s making me french toast to apologize for mentally scarring my girlfriend
this is the best french toast ive ever had in my entire life what the f u ck when did my dad becoeme master che F
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This is me and one of my favorite people in the world, KEVIN, who plays KEVIN on welcome to nightvale, and is jeebuspleabus here on tumblr. We met for the first time years ago during a production called Chasing Nicolette, as seen above. I played Nicolette, a young, black servant in the 1200s, and KEVIN played this corny, super earnest Erkle-in-the-1200s type guy who is betrothed to marry her. I spent about 30 minutes typing out a whole hilarious synopsis of this show for this post and then I deleted it because it’s probably boring for everybody but me and KEVIN. Anyways, KEVIN. This is a shout out to you. I am so glad the universe brought us together to fake kiss slowly, making everyone around us incredibly uncomfortable. You are a treasure and I feel really REALLY lucky to be one of the people to have experienced your brilliance, kindness and intelligence firsthand. I love you and I miss you!
My new Kevin head canon everyone!
So, not only do I have the flu, I’ve been vomiting bile for a hour or so. I’m either too hot or too cold. Luckily it got me cancelled from work.
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.